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		<title>I almost died &#8211; a true story!</title>
		<link>http://onemansvoice.org/2011/06/03/i-almost-died-a-true-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Branker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I almost died. It was a horrible experience that will stay with me the rest of my life. It was a little after midnight when I saw a huge tarantula at the foot of our bed – it was the size of a man’s fist.  The first thing that came to mind was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night I almost died. It was a horrible experience that will stay with me the rest of my life. It was a little after midnight when I saw a huge tarantula at the foot of our bed – it was the size of a man’s fist.  The first thing that came to mind was to get Connie away from the dangerous creature as quickly as possible.  I didn’t want her to panic so I quickly woke her and scooted her away from the danger that was closer to her than she realized. Connie, startled by the news she awoke to, stumbled in the darkness to our living room while I blocked her view from the spider.  I was just hoping we hadn’t spooked the beast away from the area where I saw it. The thought of having to search for this dangerous animal in our bedroom would be mortifying, especially if I couldn’t find it. Arming myself with the only thing I can find under our sink, a can of wasp spray, I ran back to the bedroom and just kept spraying the creature that remained curled up in the same spot. I then discovered I had just killed a rogue brown sock.</p>
<p>It turned out that I was only dreaming when I saw the tarantula. In my waking, I kicked into protect and destroy mode and never bothered to check my assumptions. Unfortunately, I stayed up all night &#8211; shifting between moments of embarrassment and wondering if there was a real tarantula that ran away. Connie laughed herself to sleep and remains entertained at my mistake.</p>
<p>PS &#8211; I would have included a picture of the sock but it smells of wasp spray and had to be destroyed.</p>
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		<title>The God who helps&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://onemansvoice.org/2010/05/03/the-god-who-helps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 23:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Branker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My son Jonathan, does virtual school and often times is presented with timed tests. His best time thus far has been 1 minute 0 seconds. This afternoon my wife eavesdropped on him and heard him praying. “God – I know that you helped me to get one minute and 0 seconds, but I’m asking you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My son Jonathan, does virtual school and often times is presented with timed tests. His best time thus far has been 1 minute 0 seconds. This afternoon my wife eavesdropped on him and heard him praying. “God – I know that you helped me to get one minute and 0 seconds, but I’m asking you to help me get less than one minute. I know that you can do it for me. I thank you in Jesus Name, Amen.” Well he tried and got done in 1 minute and 17 seconds. Connie encouraged him to relax and not be so anxious. So, he decided to try it again. This time he got his answers correct in 57 seconds. He exclaimed, “Aw man, I thought asking God will be cheating, but I’m glad he helped me.” I thought that was so very funny…</p>
<p>It got me to thinking about what I was struggling with lately? I guess it’s ok to “cheat” and ask God to weigh in on the matter. He might just help me too!</p>
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		<title>Keep on dancing&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://onemansvoice.org/2010/04/13/keep-on-dancing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 14:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Branker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keep on dancing…
So, I got up this morning and for the pure entertainment of seeing my kids squirm, I decided to practice my dancing moves.  The responses were interesting today.
Jon said, “Dad – please, the last time you tried popping and locking you popped and locked your back. ”  Of course, the only one I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep on dancing…</p>
<p>So, I got up this morning and for the pure entertainment of seeing my kids squirm, I decided to practice my dancing moves.  The responses were interesting today.</p>
<p>Jon said, “Dad – please, the last time you tried popping and locking you popped and locked your back. ”  Of course, the only one I can turn to for a supportive comment was Connie who said, “Your dance steps were the main reason I married you,” but I did detect a bit of sarcasm in her voice. In my humble evaluation, I thought the dance moves were pretty good given the difficult audience.</p>
<p>Truth is, in life there comes a time when it seems we just stop dancing. What is dancing? It is simply an outward expression of an inward experience. Not just talking about the fox-trot or samba, I’m talking about the way we live. God wants us to live out loud what He is doing within us. It’s the life He has invited us to enjoy.</p>
<p>What has caused you to stop dancing? Not literally, but in a figurative sense. Have you stopped taking the time to have fun, regardless of whose watching, and just enjoy the moment? Caught up in the business of work, careers, raising kids, it’s easy to forget that God has given us this urge to move and laugh. God wants us to experience joy in our moments because He is always in the moment.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You will never wake up and find God in a bad mood. Life in Him is always a dance. Freeing, exhilarating, and carefree; not always so very cautious and careful. So maybe today hasn’t started off the way you planned it. Rewind the tape, bring God into the picture, and dance just as if no one was watching.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">dance as though no one is watching you,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">love as though you have never been hurt before,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">sing as though no one can hear you,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">live as though heaven is on earth.  –unknown</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Ecclesiastes 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; King James<em></em></p>
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<p>P.S. Look for me on the next season of Dancing with the Stars… unless of course, they are intimidated by my moves!</p>
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		<title>Highs and Lows</title>
		<link>http://onemansvoice.org/2008/10/07/highs-and-lows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Branker</dc:creator>
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Last night flying back I actually had a good flight. Usually when you get the “how was the flight?”, the answer, just so you don’t have to really think would be “it was good.” I’ve decided to give some highs and lows (forgive the pun) of my airline experience purely for entertainment value as well [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Last night flying back I actually had a good flight. Usually when you get the “how was the flight?”, the answer, just so you don’t have to really think would be “it was good.” I’ve decided to give some highs and lows (forgive the pun) of my airline experience purely for entertainment value as well as trying to offer a more detailed answer for anyone who cares… or maybe just because I wanted to do a lighter blog today.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">High: No lines at airport</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Low: I wore sandals and had to walk on the disease-ridden, fungal-infected floor with my bare-feet through the security scan (Yuck – double Yuck) </p>
<p class="MsoNormal">High: Got there early and lots of comfy seats at the gate</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Low: Incoming flight was delayed (it was stuck in Tampa due to bad weather)</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">High: Southwest serves soda and snacks at gate because of delay (WOW!!!)</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Low: I really wanted the whole can of Coke <img src='http://onemansvoice.org/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p class="MsoNormal">High: Pilot decided to re-route another plane and get us out early so we didn’t have to wait longer</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Low: Stuck in the middle of two large-boned people </p>
<p class="MsoNormal">High: Crew was slap-happy and poked fun at each other (e.g. Announced – that we should contact the crew member in the back and ask him for lots of things during the flight)</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Low: People kept buzzing the flight attendant call button – first five were funny, next fifteen got me irritated</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">High: Pilot was a woman and flew fast, just like some female drivers I know <img src='http://onemansvoice.org/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Low: Lady next to me spilled wine all over (claimed the ride was too bumpy)</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">High: Met by my friend at the airport and we got home safely</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Low: Due to delay, my kids were already asleep </p>
<p class="MsoNormal">High: I’m glad I am home with Connie and my boys </p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Low: I miss my mom and siblings already. </p>
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		<title>Twitter</title>
		<link>http://onemansvoice.org/2008/09/22/twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Branker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am experimenting with twittering. It&#8217;s a form of social-microblogging and lets you stay in touch with interesting peeps. So, if you want to join the experiment, follow along on twitter.com. My username is dibranker. For those of you who grew up with Sesame Street, it has nothing to do with the twiddlebugs except that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am experimenting with twittering. It&#8217;s a form of social-microblogging and lets you stay in touch with interesting peeps. So, if you want to join the experiment, follow along on twitter.com. My username is dibranker. For those of you who grew up with Sesame Street, it has nothing to do with the twiddlebugs except that it can become equally as annoying&#8230; </p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/dibranker">To follow me on Twitter</a></p>
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		<title>I Gave In&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://onemansvoice.org/2008/09/14/i-gave-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Branker</dc:creator>
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Yes, these are our boys and we are so very proud of them. Yesterday I finally gave in and let my older son, Joshua, get the haircut he wanted. Yes – that is a pattern on his left side. I cringed at the time, but he sure looks great. Doesn’t he? The younger, Jonathan likes [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Yes, these are our boys and we are so very proud of them. Yesterday I finally gave in and let my older son, Joshua, get the haircut he wanted. Yes – that is a pattern on his left side. I cringed at the time, but he sure looks great. Doesn’t he? The younger, Jonathan likes the spiky look. Like every parent, we want to see them enjoy their childhood and really love life.</p>
<div id="attachment_19" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://onemansvoice.org/wp-content/uploads/jonjosh-51.jpeg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-19 " title="jonjosh-51" src="http://onemansvoice.org/wp-content/uploads/jonjosh-51-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Our Boys</p></div>
<p class="MsoNormal">Things were very different in our time even though that was not that long ago… Spiky hair and/or patterns designed would have been met with much prayer and fasting, followed by Godly discipline (aka licks). But, things are different today. We don’t take ourselves so seriously anymore, but we do make room for their individuality and opinions about what they think is cool.<span> </span>What has more meaning to us is how they are growing and developing within. We are so very grateful to God for our boys and thank Him everyday for them.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Now, they want me to get a design in my hair. <span> </span>With that, I get to have an opinion and the answer is “negative.” I don’t need to emulate bald spots in the name of design; age will eventually make that a reality. In the meantime – I’m keeping every strand and will never give in… So, help me God!</p>
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